Oprah in Trouble for using Foreskin Skin Cream

An anti-circumcision group based in Vancouver
plans to protest in front of Rogers Arena on Thursday, because Oprah
will be there for whatever reason. 

Glen Callender (who looks like this),
founder of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project, is mad at The
Mighty O for using a $150-a-jar face cream that’s got
foreskins in it. (well, sort of…see below)

Oprah has been using the cream for a million years and
Glen says that it’s very hypocritical of her to speak out against female
genital mutilation while she’s got  blended dick hoods smeared all over
her face. 

Glen tells The Owen Sound Times
that Oprah would never put a clitoris on her face (insert
gaylekingsmirking.gif here), so why is she putting foreskins on her
face?

“Imagine how Oprah would respond if a skin cream for men went on the
market that was made from parts of the genitalia of little girls. That
would be an outrage and rightly so. I would like Oprah to come to her
senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to
keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets
cut off.”

SkinMedica says that they don’t exactly rip the foreskin off of men
and then throw  it into a blender.  The makers
of the  cream say “they use foreskin fibroblast — a piece of human skin used as a culture to grow other skin or cells.