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Dolce Gabbana Against Gay Adoption

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In a 2006 interview with an Italian newspaper, Dolce (of Dolce & Gabbana) expressed  views against gays adopting, saying:

“I am opposed to the idea of a child growing up with two gay parents. A child needs a mother and a father. I could not imagine my childhood without my mother. I also believe that it is cruel to take a baby away from its mother.”

NOW,

Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana say: ‘The only family is the traditional one’   –  in an interview with Italy’s Panorama magazine.

Sir Elton John has called for a boycott of fashion label Dolce & Gabbana after the legendary designers criticised same-sex families.

In a scathing post on picture sharing site Instagram, the furious singer branded Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana “judgmental” and “archaic”.

It followed an interview with the designers in Italy’s Panorama magazine in which the pair said: “We oppose gay adoptions. The only family is the traditional one.

“No chemical offsprings and rented uterus: life has a natural flow, there are things that should not be changed.”

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Dolce added that procreation “must be an act of love”, saying: “You are born to a mother and a father – or at least that’s how it should be.

“I call children of chemistry, synthetic children. Rented uterus, semen chosen from a catalog.”

Gabbana added: “The family is not a fad. In it there is a supernatural sense of belonging.”

How can gay people  say this???? You are in the public eye and gay people buy your clothes!  LIE if you disagree.

  An estimated 37% of LGBT adults have had a child and there are an estimated 6 million children with LGBT parents.  

source: Telegraph UK ….. read more

Death for in sodomy CA

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Is this a publicity stunt?  WTF?

A lawyer in California has submitted a ballot initiative with the state Department of Justice calling for the death of anyone who engages in sodomy in the state, the San Diego Gay & Lesbian News reports.

The proposal by Matt McLaughlin, who lists his address in Huntington Beach, was received by the initiative coordinator at the Office of the Attorney General on Feb. 26. Enclosed was a $200 check and the complete text of his “Sodomite Suppression Act.” The act outlines seven measures relating to those who engage in same-sex sodomy, “a monstrous evil that Almighty God, giver of freedom and liberty, commands us to suppress on pain of our utter destruction even as he overthrew Sodom and Gomorrha.”

McLaughlin recommends punishment by death, even though a judge ruled that California’s death penalty is unconstitutional last June:

Straight Pride and Gay Pride

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Gay Pride parades were created as an answer to oppression and unequal rights. I’ve heard people say “you don’t see Straight Pride parades”…and that’s because straight people don’t need them.

No one’s calling straight slurs out of car windows or getting up in churches and telling them their unions are unholy and their very lives are condemning them to hell.

PRIDE PARADES -As long as we’re legally and socially held back, they are absolutely necessary. They don’t say “I’m special” so much as they say, “we exist.”

In Huffington Post – Shane Jordan explores Straight Pride….Pride is a deliberate attempt to equalize a society. Pride is a statement, an attitude and a decision. You see, we have been questioned and accused, abused and diminished for the entirety of history. We have been told that we are deficient and defective. It’s assumed by much of the population that we are either mentally ill or dealing with residual emotional baggage brought on by childhood tragedy. It’s assumed that our misguidance or rebellion can be fixed through therapy and that, perhaps, we will eventually abandon our lifestyle and become heterosexual.    READ MORE  HERE

Money Makes Kids Gay in Russia

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SPOT THE NAKED MAN!

Seriously? A Russian MP has demanded that a naked picture of Apollo on a banknote be removed, in case it turns children gay. – Are they kidding??

PINK NEWS   sez

Liberal Democratic Party MP Roman Khudyakov has written to the country’s Central Bank, calling for changes under the country’s ‘gay propaganda’ law to the 100 rouble note – worth about £1.70 – which features a statue of Apollo.

He said: “You can see clearly that Apollo is naked, you can see his genitalia.

“I submitted a parliamentary request and forwarded it directly to the head of the central bank asking for the banknote to be brought into line with the law protecting children and to remove this Apollo.”

GET A LIFE  RUSSIA

Judge Judy Learns About GRINDR

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Talk about pop culture!   Judge Judy hears a case involving GRINDR!

Judge Judy may not have known about Grindr until recently, but she totally gets it.

On Monday’s episode of “Judge Judy,” Judge Judith Sheindlin presided over a case involving two men who met on gay hookup app Grindr. The 47-year-old plaintiff was suing defendant Aaron Murphy, a 23-year-old student, for unpaid loans. Murphy claimed the money was a gift.  WATCH  NOW

Beverly Hills Hotel and Bel Air Hotel Boycott Strengthens

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Hollywood

Reporters

annual breakfast, which most recently honored Oprah Winfrey, will move after 20 years at the historic location in the wake of “despicable decisions by the Sultan of Brunei.”

The Hollywood Reporter has notified the Beverly Hills Hotel that it will not hold its annual Women in Entertainment breakfast there because of the hotel’s ties to the Sultan of Brunei, who has instituted a severe new penal code based on Sharia law that calls for death by stoning for homosexuals and adulterers.

“The recent despicable decisions by the Sultan of Brunei make it impossible for us to consider moving forward in any way with any hotel that is part of the Dorchester Collection,” said Janice Min, co-president and chief creative officer of Guggenheim Media’s Entertainment Group, which publishes The Hollywood Reporter. “We have huge respect for the local staff and management of the Beverly Hills Hotel and would like to thank them for two decades of partnership. We hope one day to be able to work together again.”

What began as a grassroots movement two weeks ago when designers Brian Atwood and Peter Som and Los Angeles boutique owner Cameron Silver asked their Instagram and Twitter followers to boycott the Dorchester Collection of hotels, to which the Beverly Hills Hotel belongs, has quickly gathered momentum, with prominent organizations dropping plans to hold dinners and fundraisers at the landmark hotel on Sunset Boulevard.

The Dorchester Collection is owned by Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah through the Brunei Investment Agency. Last week, Brunei became the first East Asian country to adopt sharia law,

which calls for flogging, dismemberment and death by stoning for crimes such as rape, adultery and sodomy.

Nikolai Alexeyev Has Final Meltdown

Russian gay activist Nikolai Alexeyev, who until now was considered
Russia’s top lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) advocate,
appears to have ended his political career tonight in a series of
anti-Semitic Facebook and Twitter posts that have even his most ardent
supporters calling out his ongoing anti-Semitism.

I’d reported earlier on Alexeyev’s anti-Semitic social media posts last week, and on his earlier run-in with charges of anti-Semitism.
 Last week, in an apparent fit of ire against a (Jewish) man who penned
an op ed in OUT magazine critical of him, Alexeyev retweeted comments calling the author a “jewish pig” and “israeli monkey,” and calling OUT magazine a “jewish slut magazine that supports jews and their filthy faggotry propaganda.”  Alexeyev then tweeted and posted on Facebook his own comments about Jewish vodka being made from sperm.   More  at  America Blog

Skinheads in Russia Torture Gay Teens

 HOW SICK IS THIS? 

Infamous Russian ultranationalist and former skin head, Maxim
Martsinkevich, known under the nickname “Cleaver” (or “Tesak” in
Russian) spearheaded a country wide campaign against LGBT teens using a
popular social network VK.com to lure unsuspected victims through
personal ads.
  over 500 online groups have been created inside
VK.com social network in order to organize illegal militant groups in
every Russian city. 
Oddly enough their idea of fighting pedophiles
targets exclusively male teenagers who respond to the same-sex personal
ads and show up for a date. Captured victims are bullied and often
tortured while being recorded on video.  

Video recordings of bullying and
tortures are freely distributed on the Internet in order to out LGBT
teens to their respective schools, parents and friends. Many victims
were driven to suicides, the rest are deeply traumatized. So far Russian
police took no action against these “movements” even though Russian
criminal code was clearly violated and despite numerous complaints from
parents, victims and LGBT activists.  Social network VK.com
intermittently shuts down selected groups and profiles only to allow
them to be re-open on the next day. Currently, the founder of VK.com,
Pavel Durov, resides in the US and so far has not released any
comments.   read more

Oprah in Trouble for using Foreskin Skin Cream

An anti-circumcision group based in Vancouver
plans to protest in front of Rogers Arena on Thursday, because Oprah
will be there for whatever reason. 

Glen Callender (who looks like this),
founder of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project, is mad at The
Mighty O for using a $150-a-jar face cream that’s got
foreskins in it. (well, sort of…see below)

Oprah has been using the cream for a million years and
Glen says that it’s very hypocritical of her to speak out against female
genital mutilation while she’s got  blended dick hoods smeared all over
her face. 

Glen tells The Owen Sound Times
that Oprah would never put a clitoris on her face (insert
gaylekingsmirking.gif here), so why is she putting foreskins on her
face?

“Imagine how Oprah would respond if a skin cream for men went on the
market that was made from parts of the genitalia of little girls. That
would be an outrage and rightly so. I would like Oprah to come to her
senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to
keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets
cut off.”

SkinMedica says that they don’t exactly rip the foreskin off of men
and then throw  it into a blender.  The makers
of the  cream say “they use foreskin fibroblast — a piece of human skin used as a culture to grow other skin or cells.

Malayshia says BEWARE of Gay Men in V-NECKS

Your deep-V’s aren’t welcome here, Dov Charney. 

The Malaysian government has begun organizing seminars aimed at helping parents and teachers identify latent homosexuality in children. 
One of the principal warning signs?
 V-neck T-shirts.  (WTF?)
It’d be sort of funny if it weren’t rooted in a wildly un-self aware bigotry. Singapore news outlet AsiaOne has the details on the guidelines taught by the Teachers Foundation of Malaysia:

   The list … categorizes lesbians as people who are attracted to
women, who like to eat, sleep and hang out in the company of other
women, and who have no affection for men.

Its list for men includes preferences for V-necks and sleeveless clothes.

In a seminar in Penang on Wednesday, Deputy Education Minister Mohd
Puad Zarkashi said not many people understood or knew the early
“symptoms” of homosexuality, bisexuality and transgender inclinations to
prevent its spread, liberal news portal Malaysian Insider reported.

So far, the group has organized ten seminars on this new form of
parental gaydar with the latest one attracting 1,500 attendees in the
majority Muslim country. According to Asian media outlets,
other tell-tale signs of homosexuality for men include carrying “big
handbags, similar to those carried by women,” wearing tight,
light-colored clothes and possessing a “chiseled” physique.   READ MORE   AT  Atlantic Wire

Russia Bans Gay Pride for the Next 100 Years

This is so scary. 

I scan hundreds of headlines every day. And in the last year especially, with more and more progress for gay marriage and gay rights, there is a growing backlash, worldwide, against  gays. And I see the tension heating up to alarming levels. From the Republican backlash to the Christian backlash and the extremists who hate gay people.  I don’t care what city you live in, please, be alert of your surroundings at all times. There are haters everywhere.

Earlier this year in March, we saw the St. Petersburg laws silencing gay people. Now, just  a week after protestors for gay rights were arrested in Moscow, a district court upheld the decision by a Moscow city court to ban gay pride parades for 100 years.

Yes, the government can now legally forbid gay pride for a century, from March 2012 to March 2112.

WTF?

From Reuters:

Nikolay Alekseyev, one of the leaders of the Russian LGBT
community and organizer of gay pride events, told reporters that he
intended to appeal the decision in the Moscow City Court Presidium, and
that if the highest Russian instance also rules against him, to address
the European Court of Human Rights.

Alekseyev explained to the reporters that in 2011, the activists
found a loophole in Russian legislation and submitted requests for 102
gay pride parades to the Moscow Mayor’s office. According to the
activist, all they got in return was a letter with a quote from
regulations, although the law obliges the city authorities to either
allow or ban the planned event within 15 days.

At the same time, Alekseyev admitted that he and his comrades never
hoped to actually receive a license for the parade but simply needed a
formal excuse to turn to the European Human Rights Court.

“They refuse our requests every time, but in Strasbourg they
recognize these rulings as unlawful. But time does not stand still, we
ask for a new event and again they refuse us,” the activist noted.

North Carolina Amendment One and Scary Times

HATE.

 is a scary thing. 
I feel so sorry for gay people living in North Carolina right now. 

The North Carolina Same-Sex Marriage Amendment will appear on the May 8, 2012 ballot  next week, in the state of North Carolina as a legislatively-referred constitutional amendment.

The measure would define marriage in the state constitution as between one man and one woman, and would ban any other type of “domestic legal union” such as civil unions and domestic partnerships.

Same-sex marriage is already illegal in the state of North Carolina. The proposed measure, however, would add the ban to the state constitution.

The churches are really cranking up their efforts to convince people  GAY KIDS NEED TO SLAPPED.  PUNCHED. SQUASHED LIKE A COCKROACH!

Good As You  site represents a new generation of GLBT activism. It’s  an awesome newish site we just discovered.

They just posted  –


“Crack that wrist!”


“Give ’em a good punch!”


“Vote for Amendment 1!”

Those sentiments from Pastor Sean Harris, speaking during this past weekend’s “Marriage Sunday
(a church effort put together by Vote For Marriage NC, the campaign to
ban same-sex marriage in the Tar Heel State constitution).

In part he said, ”
Dads, the second you see your son dropping
the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give
him a good punch
. Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made
by God to be a male and you are going to be a male”

You MUST listen to this  audio clip   GOOD  AS  YOU  posted on their site.  SCARY!!!

Then    The David Pakman Show,  an internationally syndicated talk radio show, tried to talk the pastor! When the church answered the phone, they said they did not make the comments,  they can  not comment on his comments.


Gay Dubai Underground and Slave Traffic from Kenya

As much as I would like to see Dubai, you won’t see me rushing there anytime soon.

Being gay in the Middle East is taboo.  Friends have told me you can find gays in Dubai –  the “bars” are  very secretive and underground.

In the Emirates, while being openly gay is illegal, the community has
blossomed in recent years. Mark, a gay Canadian man, said that “the community has increased dramatically and people are more
willing, and accepting, of the LGBT community here.” –  Still, I am not convinced.

Crackdowns in Arab countries
against homosexuals is common and swift, with many countries employing
the death penalty against convicted homosexuals.

Now, a new report published by Identity, a gay magazine in Kenya,
reveals that gay Kenyan men are being trafficked into the Gulf as sex
slaves for the wealthy.

The report alleges that gay and bisexual men are lured from
university campuses – particularly from Kenyatta University – with
promises of high-paying jobs and then transported to labor as sex
workers for men in the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

The publication interviewed one Kenyan victim who was promised a job in Qatar but ended up suffering sexual abuse.

Qatar specifically, has no laws against human trafficking, which has made cracking down on the practice nearly impossible.

While the elite and super wealthy want to be gay, that would go against
their traditions. So instead they often marry and then hire escorts  or do this
kind of thing, to have their real desires met. It is a problem of
society not opening up to the gay lifestyle and forcing it to the
background.  READ  MORE.

Stacy Trasancos is Afraid to Leave Her House…Because of GAY People



Stacy Trasancos vented a bit on her blog, Accepting Abundance, the other day – while she mentioned specifically the actions of openly gay people engaging in public displays of affection in the local park, the clear issue was not whether or not two gay men will hold hands, but whether or not any part of the public square will be kept clear of the immorality of our age.


I find myself unable to even leave the house anymore without worrying about what in tarnation we are going to encounter. We are responsible citizens. We live by the rules, we pay our taxes, we take care of our things. I’m supposed to be able to influence what goes on in my community, and as a voter I do exercise that right. But I’m outnumbered. I can’t even go to normal places without having to sit silently and tolerate immorality. We all know what would happen if I asked two men or two women to stop displaying, right in front of me and my children, that they live in sodomy.

W T F ?


It seems she is sick to her stomach because two men were elbows at the pool!

Her post has gone viral around the world and of course, many people are upset with her –  some even leaving her death threats!  Now the FBI has been called in.

Many bloggers AGREE WITH  HER!  “Make no mistake about it, if the people who filled Mrs. Trasancos’ blog comments with filth and vituperation ever got the chance, they would imprison and kill people like myself and Mrs. Trasancos.”

Someone at American Catholic said, “I believe it is important at this time for the Catholic blogosphere to come to her aid by offering support in the form of encouragement and in the form of condemning the tactics of the ‘gay rights’ movement against people of faith who simply would like to take their kids to the park without having to risk exposure to depravity, not to mention who would simply like to write what they think about things on a blog.”

After 824 comments, she has shut the post down on her site.  No more comments are allowed. These people are sad. And they scare me. These are the nuts that make kids want  to kill themselves. To make them feel inadequate.  It is sad…..You think we are making progress in the world…and then read crap like this.


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US Westboro Baptist Church to picket the Church of Scotland over gay ordination


 This family is WHACKED! They are now flying to Ireland to protest! Who’s paying for that??  Their faithful followers?!


Members of the notorious Kansas based homophobic Westboro Baptist Church will travel to Edinburgh in Scotland to picket the Church of Scotland embroiled in a crisis over the ordination of gay ministers. The Westboro Baptist church plans on 30 October, to picket Queen’s Cross Church in Aberdeen which has decided to induct Scott Rennie as the first openly gay minister in the Church of Scotland. Westboro church has also plans to picket the Church of Scotland during its autumn conference scheduled to hold in George Street on October 28.


Scott Rennie has reacted to news of the plan, announced on the website of the Westboro Church, to picket the Queen’s Cross Church.  Mr. Scott Rennie said:



Everyone and anyone is welcome at Queen’s Cross Church – that’s the way Jesus was, and that’s the way we are. If they don’t want to join us in worship and choose to protest, then that will be up to them….I know a lot of people are concerned by their visit, but I am quite relaxed about it…At the very least, it is a good reminder to us all of the dangers of fundamentalism, and the absurdity of where it can lead you.




Members of the Phelps family Westboro Church have been refused entry into Britain in the past on the grounds that they incite racial hatred.


You have got to watch this video from Fox news.

Marcus Bachmann gets Punk’d By Gay Barbarians



Michelle and Marcus Bachman are the current nuts in the news.


He  says…We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn’t mean that we are supposed to go down that road. That’s what is called the sinful nature. We have a responsibility as parents and as authority figures not to encourage such thoughts and feelings from moving into the action steps…


And let’s face it: what is our culture, what is our public education system doing today? They are giving full, wide-open doors to children, not only giving encouragement to think it but to encourage action steps.





Bachmann clinic’s practice of “reparative therapy” for homosexuality and  they recieve $150,000  annually from federal grants!


Today, a group of gay ‘Barbarians’ showed up at Marcus Bachmann’s clinic (In Minnesota) in order to be disciplined. (as Bachmannn puts it, PRAY THE GAY AWAY!)  When told they could not see Bachmann, even though they had an appointment,  they glittered his office while singing to Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way”.


STOP FEDERAL FUNDS FROM GOING TO BACHMANN!
Michele Bachmann has called homosexuality “a part of Satan,” and “a real issue of sexual dysfunction” while her husband Marcus has called gays “barbarians.” Our taxpayer dollars shouldn’t be funding their clinic!  SIGN PETITION  NOW.

Ricky Martins Broke Gay Ass Takes Blood Money from Target


Just last week, Latin pop star Ricky Martin was “honored”  by media group GLAAD for his work as a role model, because  he urged people to spread gay rights throughout Latin America.

Ok, so it only took him 20 years to  come out of the closet. And he came out at a time his career was kind at a low point.


“I just want to be free. I can say, today I am free,” the Puerto Rican singer said at New York‘s Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) Media Awards, which recognize the best portrayals of gay community members in film, television, radio, music, newspapers and blogs.




But he must be really hard up for cash, because this week he signed a deal with TARGET. 

Ricky performed at a meeting of the managers of Target, the US retailer that has been criticised for supporting homophobic political groups.

Earlier this month, Lady Gaga walked away from an exclusive deal with the retailer after the company allegedly continued its past practice of donating to right-wing anti-gay causes.


Ricky Martin joined Jennifer Hudson on stage at the day-long meeting of more than 10,000 managers of Target stores.


Martin has had a deal to promote his music in-store since  February 1st of this year.



SNL Victoria Jackson Finds Glee’s Gay Kiss “Sickening”

OH NO SHE DID’NT! 

Oh, but YES SHE DID!

 In her latest column for WorldNet Daily she derides Glee for showing a gay kiss and calls it “sickening.”


Last week, Glee characters Blaine and Kurt — finally locked lips. Surprisingly, the site of two high school boys smooching on network TV hasn’t been too controversial, but the sorry Ms. Jackson was apparently shocked.


Did you see “Glee” this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of “Glee” – what’s your agenda? One-way tolerance?
The strange, twisted world of former SNL star  and current Tea Party sideshow Victoria Jackson.  Sigh. When she’s not busy singing about how “there’s a communist in the White House,” she’s cackling on about how evil the Muslims and the Gays are. Step away from the pipe darling.

I used to like her.

 BITCH!


March 26th, 2011, UPDATE on CNN she later said, “Actors play murderers, robbers and gossips, but the gay lifestyle is always glorified. The other sins always seem to be punished or redeemed, but TV shows never show the downside to homosexuality: the loneliness, shame, broken families and marriages, diseases. The shame does not come from ‘society’ but from God. So, even if the gays get everyone in the world to accept their behavior as “normal,” there will still be shame, because it goes against God. Unless sin numbs their soul and their heart turns to stone, they will hear the still, small voice of God saying, ‘I have a better way.’ I was asked to do a lesbian kiss in a show once, and I said no. But, I’m guilty of being part of a few movies that may have been a bad influence on young people. I’m very sorry to anyone I led away from God.”

“Curing” gay people? There’s an app for that

 THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

Exodus International, the notorious “ex-gay” organization, has just released an iPhone app that, according to its website, is “designed to be a useful resource for men, women, parents, students, and ministry leaders.” The Exodus website further boasts that its app received a 4+ rating from Apple, meaning that it contains “no objectionable content.”

“Curing” gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people? Yep, there’s an app for that — unless we can convince Apple to get rid of it.

The grassroots group Truth Wins Out has started a petition on Change.org, asking Apple to follow their own editorial standards — and remove this dangerous “ex-gay” app from iTunes now. The more signatures they deliver, the more likely Apple executives — like Steve Jobs — will do the right thing. Click here to add your name.

Apple has been a strong ally to the LGBT community for years, even donating $100,000 to defeat California’s Proposition 8, the state’s ban on marriage equality. Just a few months ago, Apple actually removed another app from iTunes that labeled same-sex couples “immoral sexual partnerships” following pressure from Change.org members and others.

Exodus International’s “ex-gay” app deserves to be pulled from iTunes as well. “Conversion therapy” has been universally condemned by every major medical and scientific organization around the world. The American Psychological Association, American Medical Association, and American Counseling Association have all rejected “ex-gay” therapy, saying that it results in catastrophic damage to the mental health of its victims. 

STOP THE MADNESS!

WTF is Wrong With Apple Ipod Ipad Freaks?

 WTF is wrong with people?
 
I DON”T GET IT! 

This is not a gay news –
 just a crazy news!

Amanda Foote is
smiling because earlier today, she sold her spot in the iPad 2 line  (in NYC) for $900. Foote waited outside the Fifth Avenue Apple flagship for almost 41 hours, powering through sleep deprivation, yesterday’s downpour, and an incident in which a stranger stole her donuts. Ultimately, she sold her space to an app developer who told Mashable that he bought it because he wants his new iPad with him when he leaves on a business trip tonight. I don’t think you can write that off dude.


If you had bought Apple stock instead of an iPod back in 2001, you’d be about $10,000 richer. According to an assessment by Kyle Conroy, you’d be a few times richer if you bought Apple stock instead of Apple gear on day of launch.

What does this say about us, as consumers?


The Indian Condom Song and Other Condom Madness

 While the Indian Condom Song
is cute and has a nice beat….

I really prefer watching hottie Brian Durex, of Durex Condoms, slam his weiner in the car door.

This banned crazy commercial of a screaming kid is pretty  out there….

…one of my other favorites
is the bubble blowing stud.

DUREX has actually spent a lot of money only to get their commercials banned.  The Sperm Capture is my all time favorite. Thank God for YouTube.

Woman Eats Mans Semen….in Yogurt



Whoopsie!

ALBUQUERQUE, Feb. 9 (UPI) — Tests have confirmed a yogurt sample given to a woman shopper at a New Mexico supermarket had semen in it, police say.


An employee at the Sunflower Farmers Market in Albuquerque, Anthony Garcia, 31, is suspected of contaminating the yogurt. Police have obtained a search warrant to obtain DNA samples, The Smoking Gun reported.


A judge approved the warrant Jan. 28. Police said they needed to get samples to ensure there was nothing in the semen that could have harmed the woman.


The woman said Garcia approached her with the yogurt when she was in the store Jan. 25 and invited her to try a sample. She described the taste as “gross and disgusting.” –  What if a gay man would have gotten the sample?


Police discovered outstanding bench warrants for Garcia, including one involving alleged criminal sexual contact with a minor. He is now in jail.
 Thereby preventing him from providing any more sperm swirlies to the market’s customers.