New Fun Holiday clothes and PJs from Shinesty
Whether you are looking for a fun suit to wear to a holiday party or some fun and comfortable pajama’s, the Shinesty company has you covered! (They call them Ugly Suits – but actually, some of patterns are pretty cool!)
“We created Shinesty for one reason and one reason only:
To bring you the most outlandish collection of clothing the world has ever seen.
When worn correctly, the right clothing can make Mike Tyson’s albino tiger purr like a kitten, blow the minds of boringly-dressed onlookers, or be a major contributing factor in the creation of a small human that looks strikingly similar to you.
Whether you are searching for a rare retro piece, enough neon to blind the 80s, or simply something that would make Chuck Norris weep with pride, Shinesty is here to help!”
New this year are Pajamaralls. Pajamas that are coveralls!
“We’ve created the first ever pajama overalls, more commonly known as the pajamaralls. You can’t find these pajama overalls anywhere else, because, well, we invented them. Don’t waste your sweet time looking for a more comfortable pair of colorful pattern pjs, because our pajamaralls are comfy, they’re cozy, and they’re perfect to sleep in.”
Built in beer opener. Check.
Shoulder fasteners. Check.
Fly for dudes. Check.
5 pockets. Check.
They thought of everything!
I first discovered Shinesty by way of their underwear.
Honestly, they are SO SOFT, it’s like you are wearing NOTHING.
Soft as an old worn t-shirt – but with great construction. 95% micromodal and 5% spandex. (Silky soft, stretchy and quick drying). Plus The Hammock. It provides a place for the “twins”. The hammock is lightweight, and breathable. The underwear have a gusseted, 4 way stretch crotch area which makes it not bunch up for the most comfortable underwear.
Besides keeping your love spuds cool by cradling them in a moisture-wicking, micro-modal ball hammock, these men’s pouch underwear enhance the look of your package by keeping your meat and taters all on the same plate.
Common reactions from lucky spectators include comments like “Wow, what size shoe did you say you wear?” and stunned silence.
CHECK OUT THEIR EXTENSIVE WEBSITE – they also sell faux fur coats, onesies, sunglasses and many other themes as well.
“Shinesty is a brand that makes people laugh,” says founder Chris White. “Either you think we’re ridiculous or you think we’re fools.”
PS – they also offer underwear subscriptions. This is underwear you are GUARANTEED TO LOVE. Love Your Ball Hammocks or They’re Free.
If this isn’t the softest, most supportive men’s underwear
subscription to grace your grundle, they’re on us.
